I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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