I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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