how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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