This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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