Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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