She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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