Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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