Kiss
Puke
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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