I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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