So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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