i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
a search helicopter?!
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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