You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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