it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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