TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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