Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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