What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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