Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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