u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just want nice things and good sex
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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