just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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