R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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