He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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