I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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