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OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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