so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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