Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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