Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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