Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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