i barfeds in our rink
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Found the puke drawer
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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