You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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