New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm experimenting with sincerity
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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