I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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