Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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