Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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