It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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