New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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