time to smoke my breakfast
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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