wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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