I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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