Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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