in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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