just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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