I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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