there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
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you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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