i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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