try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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