I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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