We're facebook friends in real life
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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