You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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