you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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