I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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