He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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