She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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