So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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